The Fuck Is Up?

imonlyhereforthegiggles:

Black people and the internet is a hilaaaaarious combination, I tell you

mazzystardust:
“The Next Issue, No. 168, September 97 | Devon Aoki by Ellen von Unwerth
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mazzystardust:

The Next Issue, No. 168, September 97 | Devon Aoki by Ellen von Unwerth

wolfcubme:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

d-r-e-i-a-m:

zumainthyfuture:

Platonic Homie Hours

Facts.

“My crib after 10 o’clock I’m splittin them cheeks👐🏾” 💀💀

Lmaoooo it’s 9:59 😂😂

This is… lol i don’t know but “it is”

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

handjob:

“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

athenathebamf:
“abyssalcorvid:
“misteryada:
“ odric-master-swagtician:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is that this actually happened.
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I’m unfamiliar with this story...

athenathebamf:

abyssalcorvid:

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man whose meth trip never quite wore off.

^^^^

broccoli-goblin:

crissle:

vintageesoull:

Normalize apologizing to children.

Normalize doing right by children.

Normalizing telling children YOU were wrong

rareblackrose83:

heaven-nor-hell:

bogleech:

beatrice-otter:

thenutofroyalty:

jonsasnow:

kibumsfreakk:

im-so-3008:

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Hey. LIVING COSTS MONEY! How about giving more money to the companies that employ me and MAYBE I MIGHT BE OK

This is such a funny thing to me because in Thai culture, it’s completely normal to live with your parents when you’re an adult. In fact, most people live in their family home until they’re married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Saaaame in Pakistan dude and being abroad for grad school is really fucking me up I am not built to be even slightly independent 😂

In Western culture (including America!) it was completely normal for people to live with their parents in adulthood–sometimes until they married, sometimes longer.  In America, that changed (for men) in the 1940s and 50s, when it was really really easy for an 18 year old to get a good job that paid more than enough to live a comfortable life on, or to afford college which would then practically guarantee you an even better-paying job.  Women joined the trend of moving out at 18 in the 1960s and 70s.

And now those jobs don’t exist, or are few and far between, and guess what!  People are living with their parents again.  But that 70-year span was just long enough that it fell out of common memory, and now people are seen as “failures” because the economics have changed.

A very great deal of Western culture, ESPECIALLY America, is actually still based on a memory of the 40′s and 50′s as the baseline of normalcy despite them being a total fluke at the time.

World War II and McCarthyism created a massive shift towards rabid patriotism, Christian fundamentalism and the ideal of the “nuclear family” that resembled nothing before it and we’re still recovering from as the majority of our most powerful politicians are old enough that this period of sudden fanaticism is their “nostalgic good old days” and the way they think things are “supposed to be.”

I love when these posts randomly become tiny history lessons, it soothes me

I wish I had the type of family who would’ve let me stay and save money but I had to be independent early and I’m grateful for that. For those who have caring parents you’re blessed and don’t take it for granted.